When hipsters threaten to take over the world it’s up to one man to turn the tide against the oncoming wave of coffee shops and sensitive music. A man who believes in freedom, justice and khaki shorts! With the strength to kegstand any brewski, power slam any jaegerbomb, and demand respect from any hair product, this man, the BROTOTYPE, is ready to take down all hipsters.

That is, if the evil Dr. Hipstein doesn’t get rid of him first!